DAY IN THE LIFE (WITH) JANE

Went and got a pinacolada slush with a bud. Good times! It's nice to know that when you need a friend Alibaba to the cats, Mojo of the mountains and bailey of the rocks are there. Oh and Eves of the eden who joined Mojo of the mountains was there. There should never be a measurement in friendship, if you start to feel that way about someone, you should just stop being their friend. Love hurts....love you baby! Like Alibaba says 'I love myself too much to go through with this...'

MISSING DOG WAS SAVED LAST FRIDAY

So last friday was Canada day and I went with my friend to visit her friend....ok complicated the idea was that I went over to someone's house as an outsider while waiting for her friend. Long story short her friend finally arrives in her car and they were talking and this guy pulls up beside us and asked "have you seen a dog gone by?" her friend Vinny replied "yah, a small one, it was running around hysterically!" then the guy said if you see it could you call this number gave his house number and said "if he comes by again he responds to joena" 3 mins after her left, this pug looking dog pops on the opposite side of the street. It was dark only streetlights that shone. So the dog came by after Vinny called his name we pet him and he was frantic! let me explain.

Being someone without a pet, you can tell in his eyes that he was so scared and he sniffed and turned his head everywhere probably seeking for a familiar scent or a face. It was sad! I mean I felt really bad for 'Joena'. I didnt' want him to runaway again so I held him back and pet his back. He glaces back and you can still see the fear in his eyes. My friend first stuck him between her legs she said it shows domination but I wasn't too keen on the action the dude is scared, what domination do you need to show it? So later I said I think he is even more scared so she picked him up and and Vinny's friend called the dude's house. I kept petting him and her friend Vinny kept calling his name. My friend, the one who was holding him said he is shaking. Poor little guy.

I mean the best part of this experience was to see the guy's father who came back and called him 'Joena' the dog's eyes light up and the old man's face was full of relief. It literally felt like an Oprah show where some old dude gets reunited wit his son or something. I think it was a good thing we all did. If it was my dog I'd duck tape him to my leg! Missing complete and this was a chapter added to Jane's life.

Angry Birds Chrome

To zoom in or zoom out of the screen press Ctrl and the up arrow to zoom out, press Ctrl and the down arrow to zoom in. Hope this helps =D

I am done Freecell Saloon

That app was so redundant I thought it would be like farmville where you get more building and have more friends =/ I was very wrong!I finished it on 3 days, to be honest I wasn't very impressed it felt no different from the original free cell except if you don't use spaces above to keep your cards you get bonus points and in this one you're timed but none the less check out my saloon...

NSFW FUN SITES THAT CRACKED ME UP!

LOL my friend sent me some links that she found on someone's youtube channel. I think it was something like vsauce somewhere along the line like that. I thank her again for it AWESOME now I don't think I can get too bored...yet


Naughty Woody From Toy Story
http://www.buzzfeed.com/donnad/the-best-of-creepy-woody


Very disturbing Man cutting baby-looking cake
http://www.bordom.net/view/54169/WTFCAKE_of_the_day


Google Gravity:http://mrdoob.com/projects/chromeexperiments/google_gravity/

Caffeine: www.energyfiend.com/death-by-caffeine/

Multitask: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/567376

Headsmashing Game: http://www.kongregate.com/games/Matoking/epileptic-headsmashing-game-2000-deluxe

Anti-Pacman: http://www.playzgame.com/online-flash-games/AntiPacman.php

Girl Talk: http://mashupbreakdown.com/

Music by the dots: http://seawitchery.tumblr.com/post/4070384205/i-started-out-clicking-strategi...

Auditorium: http://www.playauditorium.com/

Anasomnia http://www.anasomnia.com/

Psychopaint: http://www.psykopaint.com/


Super NES Mod
http://www.instructables.com/id/Turn-a-Super-NES-into-an-All-In-One-Classic-V...

Blood Perfume
http://www.fragrantica.com/news/BLOOD-Concept-perfumes-related-to-blood-types...


BRAND NAMES VS. PRODUCT NAMES
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/32-brands-youve-been-calling-the-wrong-name

Kids and Bears:http://www.bordom.net/view/54099/Looks_like_a_safe_place_for_the_kids_

To Err:http://tdwgeeks.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/3633090712_a2ba5e2acd.jpg?w=500&a...

Onions: http://www.bordom.net/view/54190/Bag_of_Onions_3_99

Favorites:http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljloshWmv61qayczvo1_1280.jpg?A...

 If Burt was REAL:http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u84/plan9fx/Blas1mail.jpg

Let's Go Dog:http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/gseee/we_headed_out_or_what/

Fly Art: http://acidcow.com/pics/4553-dead-flies-art-15-pics.html/#

Full House Swag: http://theclearlydope.tumblr.com/post/4525491386/being-associated-with-this-p...

Born With Swag: http://hothotjapanhot.tumblr.com/post/4544166566/bitches-better-have-his-money

Baby Playa: http://www.bordom.net/view/54067/What_Bitch_

best party ever: http://i.imgur.com/2PsQg.jpg

PokeBanana:http://www.flickr.com/photos/dschwen/5631377432/sizes/l/in/photostream/

Double Banana:http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/gs8pw/for_those_wowed_by_double_egg_yol...

Colorized Lincoln:http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/gsdsb/thought_id_share_this_as_id_not_s...

Mythical Creature Chart:http://4chanarchive.org/images/x/7309383/1301248668351.jpg

NERDY WEDDINGS: http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/30-nerdy-weddings

Phil Noto: http://philnoto.tumblr.com

awesome...

Abimgram White/Black: http://www.moillusions.com/2011/03/black-white-anagramambigram.html/equality_31

Rotating Snakes Illusion: http://www.moillusions.com/2011/03/running-snakes-promo.html

Font Illusion: http://www.moillusions.com/2011/03/sweet-road-optical-illusion.html

Ali Bags: http://www.moillusions.com/2011/03/punching-bags-sculpture-of-ali.html

Wilson Hennessy: http://www.wilsonhennessy.com

Sarah Dayo: http://www.sarahdayo.com/index.php?/projects/glimpse--product/

Toast .gif: http://www.bordom.net/view/54183/cook_toast_LIKE_A_BOSS

Nicolo Machiavelli/ Game of Thrones

Today I thought about the mind boggling question "Should A prince be loved or Feared?"

Loved: he is taken advantage of by his advisors
Feared: he sleeps on his toes, not knowing that the next moment someone will turn the sword on him
LATIN:

Res dura, et regni novitas me talia cogunt
Moliri, et late fines custode tueri

and in continuance to this "against my will, my fate, A throne unsettled, and an infant state, Bid me defend my realms with all my pow'rs, And guard with these severities my shores.

WHY DID I THINK OF IT? BECAUSE, I watched game of thrones....omg drama drama!I LOVE JOHN SNOW ALREADY! can't wait to read the book. So here is what I got from the first episode.

Some fat king wants Stark to join his army.  Ed Stark is some dude that is like a war hero...medieval heman. But little did the "fatso" know his woman the queen is...have naughty business with her blood brother...Stark's kid Bran Stark saw the Queen with her bro in the middle of "business" so her brother Jamie pushed Bran down form the tower. The Targaryens are ex ruler's offspring that wants to steal the throne back. SHAZAM so that dude Visery Targaryen decides to give some juice monkey Drogo (I like too) his sister and he threatens her to be drogo's woman. I mean seriously the dude gots no "A" game, if Drogo says no, like...they're pretty much doomed! So Visery's "A" game is to whore out his sister, which she performs...naughty things...unwillingly with Drogo. You know honestly I feel bad for her, all she wants is to go home. Home to a place that no longer exist. PLEASE CLICK ON PICTURE TO VIEW MY INTERPRETATION OF THE SERIES SO FAR. To be honest the first impression I got from Jamie and the Queen was woah...they're babes! ( you know good looking actors/actress but bad character to play...deviance from norm!)

So to confirm the culprits who are conspiring to steal the throne are:
1.) Lannisters :queen + bro ? i don't know about dwarf bro though yet to figure out
2.) Targaryens + drogo's army: so after Drogo and Daenery (sister) do naughty things and gain his trust then and only then he would probably lend them his army. But there is still the problem of crossing some lake? I really think Visery is some aristocrat that is living an unrealistic life cause technically, if the sister has a "B" game then she will try to get total control of the army and say "screw you bro, goodbye".
3.) Stark: well they're not really in it for the throne, the medieval heman just probably wants to protect his friend...the "fatso"

I REALLY REALLY REALLY want to read the books!

TIM HORTONS IS SUCH A RIP-OFF

Not only did they down sized their products and jacked up the price. But now they even refused to give me my medium coffee.

It seriously looks like someone took a sip and then gave it to me....Can you rectify?

Here is how it went down:
I went up to the cashier today, the timmy near Rouge Valley hospital and asked for a coffee double double in my refillable mug, she said I had to pay large because my mug is large. I was perplexed by what she said then reconfigured our convo once again, "Isn't it suppose to be medium price?, at my school they've always charged me medium" then she told me that if I brought a reusable cup they would only minus ten cents...Uh...WTH!? For four years I went to school...they've charged me a MEDIUM. All of a sudden they said I had to pay large! I am just an asian leave me be! my world has come to an end O-M-Goodnes!!! Losing caffeine...losing..ene..r.gy.

Oh by the way their triple chocolate muffin is so small now that I can hold one in my hands. I'd rather go to Mc D for my coffee, their medium is equated to Tim's large if not XL. Plus it taste better! It's just that I have no choice at school but can't wait till I am done SO LONG TIMMY HELLO MCD for coffee!

STRESSED!

I have been growing lots of small zits on my chinny chin chin...IT IS DRIVING ME crazy. I can't tell if i'ts from school or from the 'cycle' so I made another stress ball to relieve this build up...someone once scared my by saying that if you have too much stress you get constipation...Ironically that bothers me. My first one I made at school and it was red. I made this one at home and it's made of stale bread crumbs found in a plastic bucket dated back....VERY LONG AGO....Better put it to good use or to dump it in the land fill. 1 for Jane!