NSFW FUN SITES THAT CRACKED ME UP!

LOL my friend sent me some links that she found on someone's youtube channel. I think it was something like vsauce somewhere along the line like that. I thank her again for it AWESOME now I don't think I can get too bored...yet


Naughty Woody From Toy Story
http://www.buzzfeed.com/donnad/the-best-of-creepy-woody


Very disturbing Man cutting baby-looking cake
http://www.bordom.net/view/54169/WTFCAKE_of_the_day


Google Gravity:http://mrdoob.com/projects/chromeexperiments/google_gravity/

Caffeine: www.energyfiend.com/death-by-caffeine/

Multitask: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/567376

Headsmashing Game: http://www.kongregate.com/games/Matoking/epileptic-headsmashing-game-2000-deluxe

Anti-Pacman: http://www.playzgame.com/online-flash-games/AntiPacman.php

Girl Talk: http://mashupbreakdown.com/

Music by the dots: http://seawitchery.tumblr.com/post/4070384205/i-started-out-clicking-strategi...

Auditorium: http://www.playauditorium.com/

Anasomnia http://www.anasomnia.com/

Psychopaint: http://www.psykopaint.com/


Super NES Mod
http://www.instructables.com/id/Turn-a-Super-NES-into-an-All-In-One-Classic-V...

Blood Perfume
http://www.fragrantica.com/news/BLOOD-Concept-perfumes-related-to-blood-types...


BRAND NAMES VS. PRODUCT NAMES
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/32-brands-youve-been-calling-the-wrong-name

Kids and Bears:http://www.bordom.net/view/54099/Looks_like_a_safe_place_for_the_kids_

To Err:http://tdwgeeks.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/3633090712_a2ba5e2acd.jpg?w=500&a...

Onions: http://www.bordom.net/view/54190/Bag_of_Onions_3_99

Favorites:http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljloshWmv61qayczvo1_1280.jpg?A...

 If Burt was REAL:http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u84/plan9fx/Blas1mail.jpg

Let's Go Dog:http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/gseee/we_headed_out_or_what/

Fly Art: http://acidcow.com/pics/4553-dead-flies-art-15-pics.html/#

Full House Swag: http://theclearlydope.tumblr.com/post/4525491386/being-associated-with-this-p...

Born With Swag: http://hothotjapanhot.tumblr.com/post/4544166566/bitches-better-have-his-money

Baby Playa: http://www.bordom.net/view/54067/What_Bitch_

best party ever: http://i.imgur.com/2PsQg.jpg

PokeBanana:http://www.flickr.com/photos/dschwen/5631377432/sizes/l/in/photostream/

Double Banana:http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/gs8pw/for_those_wowed_by_double_egg_yol...

Colorized Lincoln:http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/gsdsb/thought_id_share_this_as_id_not_s...

Mythical Creature Chart:http://4chanarchive.org/images/x/7309383/1301248668351.jpg

NERDY WEDDINGS: http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/30-nerdy-weddings

Phil Noto: http://philnoto.tumblr.com

awesome...

Abimgram White/Black: http://www.moillusions.com/2011/03/black-white-anagramambigram.html/equality_31

Rotating Snakes Illusion: http://www.moillusions.com/2011/03/running-snakes-promo.html

Font Illusion: http://www.moillusions.com/2011/03/sweet-road-optical-illusion.html

Ali Bags: http://www.moillusions.com/2011/03/punching-bags-sculpture-of-ali.html

Wilson Hennessy: http://www.wilsonhennessy.com

Sarah Dayo: http://www.sarahdayo.com/index.php?/projects/glimpse--product/

Toast .gif: http://www.bordom.net/view/54183/cook_toast_LIKE_A_BOSS

Nicolo Machiavelli/ Game of Thrones

Today I thought about the mind boggling question "Should A prince be loved or Feared?"

Loved: he is taken advantage of by his advisors
Feared: he sleeps on his toes, not knowing that the next moment someone will turn the sword on him
LATIN:

Res dura, et regni novitas me talia cogunt
Moliri, et late fines custode tueri

and in continuance to this "against my will, my fate, A throne unsettled, and an infant state, Bid me defend my realms with all my pow'rs, And guard with these severities my shores.

WHY DID I THINK OF IT? BECAUSE, I watched game of thrones....omg drama drama!I LOVE JOHN SNOW ALREADY! can't wait to read the book. So here is what I got from the first episode.

Some fat king wants Stark to join his army.  Ed Stark is some dude that is like a war hero...medieval heman. But little did the "fatso" know his woman the queen is...have naughty business with her blood brother...Stark's kid Bran Stark saw the Queen with her bro in the middle of "business" so her brother Jamie pushed Bran down form the tower. The Targaryens are ex ruler's offspring that wants to steal the throne back. SHAZAM so that dude Visery Targaryen decides to give some juice monkey Drogo (I like too) his sister and he threatens her to be drogo's woman. I mean seriously the dude gots no "A" game, if Drogo says no, like...they're pretty much doomed! So Visery's "A" game is to whore out his sister, which she performs...naughty things...unwillingly with Drogo. You know honestly I feel bad for her, all she wants is to go home. Home to a place that no longer exist. PLEASE CLICK ON PICTURE TO VIEW MY INTERPRETATION OF THE SERIES SO FAR. To be honest the first impression I got from Jamie and the Queen was woah...they're babes! ( you know good looking actors/actress but bad character to play...deviance from norm!)

So to confirm the culprits who are conspiring to steal the throne are:
1.) Lannisters :queen + bro ? i don't know about dwarf bro though yet to figure out
2.) Targaryens + drogo's army: so after Drogo and Daenery (sister) do naughty things and gain his trust then and only then he would probably lend them his army. But there is still the problem of crossing some lake? I really think Visery is some aristocrat that is living an unrealistic life cause technically, if the sister has a "B" game then she will try to get total control of the army and say "screw you bro, goodbye".
3.) Stark: well they're not really in it for the throne, the medieval heman just probably wants to protect his friend...the "fatso"

I REALLY REALLY REALLY want to read the books!

TIM HORTONS IS SUCH A RIP-OFF

Not only did they down sized their products and jacked up the price. But now they even refused to give me my medium coffee.

It seriously looks like someone took a sip and then gave it to me....Can you rectify?

Here is how it went down:
I went up to the cashier today, the timmy near Rouge Valley hospital and asked for a coffee double double in my refillable mug, she said I had to pay large because my mug is large. I was perplexed by what she said then reconfigured our convo once again, "Isn't it suppose to be medium price?, at my school they've always charged me medium" then she told me that if I brought a reusable cup they would only minus ten cents...Uh...WTH!? For four years I went to school...they've charged me a MEDIUM. All of a sudden they said I had to pay large! I am just an asian leave me be! my world has come to an end O-M-Goodnes!!! Losing caffeine...losing..ene..r.gy.

Oh by the way their triple chocolate muffin is so small now that I can hold one in my hands. I'd rather go to Mc D for my coffee, their medium is equated to Tim's large if not XL. Plus it taste better! It's just that I have no choice at school but can't wait till I am done SO LONG TIMMY HELLO MCD for coffee!

STRESSED!

I have been growing lots of small zits on my chinny chin chin...IT IS DRIVING ME crazy. I can't tell if i'ts from school or from the 'cycle' so I made another stress ball to relieve this build up...someone once scared my by saying that if you have too much stress you get constipation...Ironically that bothers me. My first one I made at school and it was red. I made this one at home and it's made of stale bread crumbs found in a plastic bucket dated back....VERY LONG AGO....Better put it to good use or to dump it in the land fill. 1 for Jane!

AUGUST HAUL

AUGUST HAUL: Aug 01, 2010 WALDEN GALLERIA & FASHION OUTLET IN NIAGARA FALLS BUFFALO NEW YORK: I left the receipts on the passport =_= plus I think the sales tax is 4.25% but I'm not too sure i'll update this when i re-find my stuff.

WALDEN GALLERIA ADDRESS :1 Walden Galleria, Buffalo, NY 14225

FASHION OUTLET IN NIAGARA: 1900 Military Road, Niagara Falls, NY 14304

ACCESSORIES

SERENDIPITY (WALDEN GALLERIA)
1.) Dolphin Goggles: $6.00 +tax
TOTAL EXPENSE: $6.24

COACH (FASHION OUTLET IN NIAGARA)
1.) Wallet: 199.99+50%off+20off+tax
2.) Bag: 199.99+70%off+20%off+tax

MAIDEN FORM (FASHION OUTLET IN NIAGARA)
1.) Top Undergarment: $25+tax

I didn't buy much because whatever they had there, I can get in Canada...not much of a haul if you ask me =(

Clumsy Jane Needs to be Tamed

 


O-M-G!!!! I ALMOST BURNED MY HOUSE DOWN WITH A MICROWAVE!
I thought I set it for 1:30 but it ended up to be 13:00 at 8:00 fumes were pouring out of the microwave. I freaked out! started screaming frantically, flaring my arms around (wave it around like you just don't care type) then the smoke alarm started going off...I panicked even more. I opened all the windows including the front door...IT WAS COLD um...I ripped out the smoke alarm as it started to go off...panicked some more jumped around out of my confusion...cause I didn't know how to shut that darn thing! My breakfast...ruined....my microwave...reeked...but I.....am still ALIVE BABY!